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For all you single guys out there here are some practical and biblical ways to find yourself a wife.

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. Deuteronomy 21:11-13

Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. Exodus 2:16-21

Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a woman. Genesis 29:15-30

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